BY Lux Alptraum
June 20, 2008
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Porn stars give us so much, and for that we are truly grateful. But are they really the best people to be writing sex ed columns? This week’s award goes to figleaf, for explaining why Casey Parker might not be the best pick for a sex ed columnist:

Years ago a friend of mine wanted to learn how to cross-country ski and so she asked a friend who’d been skiing literally since she learned to walk (her mom and dad were avid outdoor/mountaineer types.)

Anyway, she took my friend about a mile up Mount Rainier here in Washington State, said “this looks like a good place to start, now follow me” …and powered 100 feet down a near-vertical drop… just like she’d been doing pretty much since she learned how to walk!

The point being that even if what porn stars do is anything like what regular people typically enjoy (most people like, say, actual lubrication and some kind of contact with the clitoris) it’s still not necessarily the case they’re the best suited to teach beginners how to do it.

But as you say if she’s got actual experience teaching sex-ed it could be pretty cool. Otherwise… not so much.

You get your very own chocolate penis! We’re sure it’s exactly like the real thing. Maybe!