As you’re probably aware, June is Gay Pride Month. To show our gay pride, we’re having Gay Week over at Boinkology: from Monday to Friday, it’s all gay posts, all the gay time.
If robots are eventually going to be fucking and marrying us, it stands to reason that, you know, robots will also be having sexual orientations. Yes kids, we’re talking about gay robots.
Truth be told, we’ve already seen some robots who just might be friends of Dorothy (hello, Tin Man!). And hey, why not? If we were robots, we wouldn’t be sticking to the straight and narrow — why stick to just one path, when a simple change in programming can open you up to a whole new world of sexual adventures?
Anyway, it seems we’re not the only people with an interest in the sex lives of robots. Our friends over at io9 are currently trying to determine which robot is the gayest of them all. Is it butch and brawny Rosie, the Jetson’s maid? Leather daddy Terminator? Fabulously Femmey C3P0?
Our money’s on the Tin Man (allow us to repeat: friend of Dorothy) — but what do you think?
[Photo by travisbrown]
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Threepio. Threepio. Threepio. Case closed.
Look are we even sure the Tin Man is a robot…isn’t he more of a…I don’t know…guy made of tin. Not disputing his gayness, just his robotness.
But getting back to Threepio…he spent the second half of “Empire” on the back of a hairy male wookiee. In Episode IV he has Luke (bi?) give him an oil bath. And he spends all of the retched “Phantom Menace” mostly nude. OK…that last one just could mean he’s an exhibitionist, not necessarily gay, but let’s not overlook the fact that he clearly plays top to R2D2′s bottom in a gay robot relationship. And…and he’s programmed for protocol and etiquette which is really robot-speak for the hospitality industry. Throw in the gold chrome exterior and there’s no doubt: Threepio, Gayest of them all, and we love and accept him for it.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:14 pmwell i think this has already been decided. the gayest robot is Gay Robot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCTcjp3Q98c
later bulges.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:22 pmI reckon Bender (from Futurama) is the gayest robot. I mean that droid needs to come out of the closet.
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