Well, if you’re asking the federal government, it seems the answer is yes: Sheyla Hershey, a girl from Houston who dreams of having the world’s biggest boobs, was recently denied a ninth boob job, on account of how much silicone was already in her body after the other eight.
See? The government does care about you. Maybe it doesn’t care about your dreams of having gigantic fake breasts, but in its heart, it cares enough to prevent you from pumping yourself full of silicone. And hey, that’s something.
Seriously, though? We’re just kinda conflicted and confused by this story. Yes, big boobs are cool; and yes, women (and men) should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies (even if it seems strange and disturbing to us. But nine boob jobs? It just seems like there’s something a little, well, pathological about that.
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I’m kind of surprised at the surgeon who would perform a ninth boob job. What about scar tissue buildup? What about the possible danger to the patient posed by those enormous silicone bags? Do they not care about those things in Brazil? Maybe malpractice insurance is cheaper over there?
July 1st, 2008 at 10:33 amThe huge boob jobs blow my mind. Don’t they have crazy back problems?
July 1st, 2008 at 3:29 pmThat’s what I want to know!
July 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pmAnyone should get a full psi workout before being allowed to get a plastic surgery, specially the surgeons.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:57 pmThe actual procedure aside…
Corsets, good. Exaggerated cleavage, good. Having breasts the size of basketballs, not good. There’s a danger of suffocation, ala plastic bags. Jogging is forever out of the question. Pens and other small objects on your desk will be a constant orbit risk.
I’m all for things within reason, but this just isn’t reasonable. Or attractive.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am[...] more variety to be had in the size department. Just ask Sheyla Hershey, the woman who was recently denied her 9th boob job. Hershey’s dreams to move up from a FFF-cup to a GG were dashed because apparently, America, [...]
July 5th, 2008 at 8:56 amAre we all to become manufactured beings nowadays? I wonder…
July 8th, 2008 at 2:17 am[...] with her body (”Keep your laws off my body!”) like have abortions on demand, but the government denies her a boob job. Yeah, that makes sense. Topics: Continuing Education | Leave a Comment [...]
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:11 amWow, this girl is my heroin! I had three boobjobs, went from 32B to 32FF and planning to make them even bigger! I love how enormous and fake they look on my slim figure. They must burst out of my bra! I’ll get on your lap, shake my melons and push them in your face! then I will tall to you again!!!
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August 3rd, 2008 at 7:01 pmIf they’re natural, boobs can’t be too big.
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