Well, if you’re asking the federal government, it seems the answer is yes: Sheyla Hershey, a girl from Houston who dreams of having the world’s biggest boobs, was recently denied a ninth boob job, on account of how much silicone was already in her body after the other eight.
See? The government does care about you. Maybe it doesn’t care about your dreams of having gigantic fake breasts, but in its heart, it cares enough to prevent you from pumping yourself full of silicone. And hey, that’s something.
Seriously, though? We’re just kinda conflicted and confused by this story. Yes, big boobs are cool; and yes, women (and men) should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies (even if it seems strange and disturbing to us. But nine boob jobs? It just seems like there’s something a little, well, pathological about that.