Your Handy Guide To Friends With Benefits
Friends with benefits: sure, it sounds easy, but is it really?
(No.)
As attractive as NSA sex sounds, it can often get a bit confusing. What are the benefits of friends with benefits, exactly? How does a friends with benefits relationship differ from a traditional relationship?
For years, we’ve had to stumble blindly through these arrangements, figuring it out for ourselves. But now, thanks to the “Friends With Benefits” Benefit Summary Prospectus, it all makes sense. Click the image to see the prospectus in full.
[Via Sexoteric]
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Can you introduce a friend with benefits to your parents or boss as such in the US?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 amBravo! Love the Benefits Summary. I would almost think you are in Human Resources by looking at it. I came across your page while doing research for my podcast. It will be on Booty Calls & Friends with Benefits. I will be linking your page on there.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pmYour Prospectus is Incredible!! I will send it on to my friend, as it will cement any “fuzzy” thoughts she might still have!
Here was my list for her:
Basic Rules of Engagement in FWB - 4 women
1.) Possibly the best sex ever! If not move on…
2.) You never have to discuss work, the ex’s, kids, politics or religion. Just sex.
3.) You’ll never have to do his laundry, cook for him, scrub his toilet. Just sex.
4.) If you meet for a bite to eat, it’s not a “date”. Great sex requires fuel!
5.) If you step in as an “escort” for a banquet etc. it’s not a “date”. Sex after is not required, but after all the boring speakers, beneficial!
6.) If your car breaks down, he’s not obligated to help. Car repairs are not sex.
7.) If you are stuck at the airport, he MIGHT pick you up & help with luggage.
8.) Notice, I said luggage. Not baggage.
9.) He might call you for drunken sex. You are not obligated.
10.) If he refuses your “booty call” twice or it’s always sex at his place…
11.) Stay over till morning rarely, you will become “chemically” attracted…
12.) If you find yourself wanting to nurture or mother him, walk away.
13.) Never ever leave any personal grooming items at his place, ever.
A FWB arrangement isn’t intended to become an LTR. If you find yourself breaking the “basic rules of engagement”, walk away. If you find you are jealous or upset about anything, walk away. If, by chance you entertain the notion that he will “turn a corner” and want to marry you, walk away. If you are so ignorant that you would sit him down for a “We have to talk!” be prepared to never hear from him again, do not call him, do not stalk him, move on!
If I missed any “critical key elements” please assist and add on friends! I just spent an entire weekend with a friend that got caught up in all that was never intended and I’m exhausted!
As for myself. I enjoyed an FWB some years back and the sex was incredible! He’s a major player in my head to this day! He did pick me up at the airport. I did go as an escort to his Banquet. The last time we had sex was the last time I saw him or spoke to him. I’m still nuts about the guy! He made my knees knock, my heart race, and man when he touched me it was earth shattering wonderful! Yes. I wish I could have moved on with no regrets but you just don’t walk away from someone like that without the ouch! Only for me, I kept my word to him! Like hell, I’m gonna be called a “lunatic stalker”!
Now go have a Day!
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