Because It’s Always Spring Break ’97 In My Pubes
When it comes to pubic stylings, we’re all about freedom of choice — even if it’s a choice we don’t fully understand. And now, thanks to the good folks at Betty Beauty, all you ladies and mens have the chance to rock some blue, dolphin-shaped pubes [warning: website has annoying music.].
Now that sounds like freedom of choice to us.
[Via Naked City]
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Comments
I <3 the title. Holy crap.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:55 pmThe title of this post, or the title of the product?
July 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pmTitle of this post.
Having *Malibu* colored (DOLPHIN!SHAPED!) pubes would make me feel like a fuzzy Lisa Frank sticker.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pmAw thanks!
I have a friend who has a really bad dolphin tattoo on her stomach, and it’s totally a remnant of spring break ’97. I can’t look at this product without thinking of it.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm[...] forever in your pubes. Kudos to BitchBuzz for pointing out why having blue, dolphin shaped pubes might not be the best idea: Having *Malibu* colored (DOLPHIN!SHAPED!) pubes would make me feel like a fuzzy Lisa Frank [...]
August 1st, 2008 at 10:00 am[...] Pubes that really keep it classy. [...]
August 1st, 2008 at 4:20 pmLeave a reply :