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July 30, 2008
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SUBMITTED BY ALEX ROSE: Lifestyles Condoms wants her to be anyway. They are reportedly offering the latest Disney quasi jailbait teen star a million dollars to be the face of their condoms.

With teenage pregnancy running rampant throughout the US, LifeStyles Condoms wants to ensure that Miley Cyrus and her legions of loyal fans don’t become just more statistics. As one of the leading condom makers in the country, LifeStyles is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million to become the new company spokesperson to appeal to the younger demographic that is in need the most.

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of Marketing for LifeStyles Condoms. “With recent reports showing that one out four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set—and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

In addition to the monetary compensation, LifeStyles will also provide Miley with a lifetime supply of LifeStyles Condoms—for whenever she decides the time is right.

I don’t see Miley (who wants to ’save it for marriage’) accepting this offer. I mean, if she thought the shit she got about the Vanity Fair article with her bare shoulders and lipstick was bad, you can imagine how this would go over.