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July 31, 2008
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What’s The Least Sexy Word For Penis?

In his latest column, Boinkology hero Dan Savage challenges readers to come up with the least sexy word for penis. Okay, it’s not so much a challenge as a one off comment, but we’re still intrigued:

If there’s a less sexy description for penis than the word “penis,” Jeff, I can’t think of it. The words “vagina,” “labia,” and “clitoris”—with their wide-open vowels and consonant combinations that force you to roll the words around in your mouth—are poetry compared to “penis,” with its pinched, urine-invoking first syllable and its hissed second. Again, I very much doubt that anyone can come up with something less sexy. But anyone inspired to try is welcome to cram one in my inbox.

Much as we admire Dan, we have to disagree: there are definitely words for penis that are less sexy than, well, penis. And we’re going to offer a prize to whoever comes up with the worst word of all.

Ready, set, go! (Entries must be in the comments of this post, and must be received by Friday, August 8.)

[Photo by cimorenegal]

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