Trophy Ring: The Anti-Engagement Ring
In case you forgot about that whole double standard thing, allow us to introduce the “trophy ring,” a silver-coated gold ring that allows single men to mark off their “trophies” (get it? It means women they’ve fucked! Cause guys who fuck lots of girls are studs!).
God only knows what kind of uproar we’d be hearing if women started wearing rings like this. (Though to be honest, now I’m kinda itching to get one. What happens when you scratch off all the silver? Do you level up?)
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My favorite part is this bit from the linked site:
(Emphasis mine.)
So does that mean this comes in a version for non-living men, too?
August 6th, 2008 at 11:19 amAt 5th level Cocksmiths gain access to “Cure Light HPV.” I think it was in the “Book of Erotic Fantasy” somewhere.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:52 amI need to re-stat; I put too many points into stamina and not enough into charm.
August 6th, 2008 at 4:47 pmWow, I wish all the pigs in the world would wear this sort of “don’t date me for I am a pig” warning label.
August 6th, 2008 at 7:24 pmThey should just tatoo their kills the old WW2 Nose art way.
LOL at MCU and Robosheep´s geeking rpgs.
August 6th, 2008 at 9:01 pm[...] Forget putting notches in the ol’ bedpost; now men can show em off on his finger! [...]
August 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pmI’d be too worried that it would be mistaken for a wedding ring. The last thing I need is *more* obstacles to dating.
Also, I’d be worried that I would be mistaken for an ASSHOLE.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:38 pmWait… is it wrong that I kinda want one? (Since I’m a chick?)
August 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pmI want one of those rings, put some trophy notches on it, wear it out on the town. Just to see people’s reactions.
And robosheep, you are awesome. That is a hilarious comment.
I find that I am not a target for such men as would wear these rings. I have too many intelligence points. Those things work as a shield after you hit a certain critical mass.
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