
Breaking up: not easy, right? Thankfully, Dinosaur Comics has some helpful advice for those who want to get out of a relationship — but are just totally stumped about how to make it happen.
Just pick a method randomly. We’re sure they’re all equally good.
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a kid I know cam up with a brilliant text message breakup for a local weekly haiku contest. here it goes:
“o hey bbycaekz
lol im dumping u
talk 2 u l8r!”
(from this page: http://tinyurl.com/6zf4m5)
August 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pmYeah, no advice in the god-damned world can help end a relationship of more than a year. I’m suffering through this right now.
I think the first step my not be buying a fucking condo with the girl.
*forehead smack*
I do heart thee, Dinosaur Comics. Don’t take it personally, my polygamous petrified pals.
August 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pmEnding a relationship and facing extintion are among the gruesomest events in history.
Luckily its been all logged.
Three famous dinosaurs were interviewed for Boinkology, heres what they had to say:
Tyrannosaurus: Hey, ya know. If you cant hug them just feel them cream inside your powerful jaws.
Velociraptors: Suree, just hide, ambush and shriek right before the kill.
Brontosaurus: Piece of cake! Keep on munching and outweight them.
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