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August 19, 2008
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Best Safety Warning Ever

From the description of the Jollie Rider, an insertable vibe designed to be worn, well, whenever:

Manufactured from the same high-grade silicone as all the Jollies line of products, the Jollie Rider’s unique application allows vaginal stimulation in the most unusual and everyday situations. Take the Rider shopping, take it on a motorcycle ride, a boat ride, or swimming! But be careful…its powerful orgasms could impede your ability to operate! Available in Grape and Pink Pearl.

Warning: Do not operate heavy equipment, automobiles, motorcycles, airplanes, shopping carts, or participate in any activity requiring complete control while having the Jollie Rider inserted.

… no comment. [Emphasis ours.]

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  • withoutscene says :

    WTF @ “its powerful orgasms”. Unless they are referring to vibrations, I better be the one having the orgasms, kthanx.

    They need someone new to write copy.

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