BY Lux Alptraum
August 26, 2008
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So you’ve found your zombie soul mate, and now you’re thinking about getting down to business — sexy business, that is.

Now, becoming a member of the undead has changed a few things about your body; but how with this effect your sexy time? Is it safe for a zombie to get an erection, or engage in intercourse? And do zombies still need to use condoms? Lucky for you, there’s the Zombie Sex Guide, full of sexy zombie answers for all your sexy zombie questions. It’s the most useful book since What’s Happening To My Zombie Body? taught us all about the ins and outs of zombie puberty.