We’re not sure how jerking off can be the new infidelity when we’ve been reading articles about women who are uncomfortable with their partners’ porn consumption since, like, forever… but there you have it: jerking off is the new infidelity. (We’d call it the new old new new infidelity, but we didn’t write the article.)
Aside from the lame premise of masturbation being the new anything (it’s been around for like, a billion years!), the article does have some good insights on why married men masturbate (because it feels good, duh), why women might be threatened by their partners’ jack off habits, and how couples can incorporate a little handy action into their sex play. So at least it’s got that going for it.