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September 9, 2008
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SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: Had it up to here with politics these days? Who hasn’t?

Well here’s something Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians and Greens, Constitutionalists and Anarchists can all agree on: the Dawntaur is so fuckable.

Buffy’s little sis was, at best, considered a mildly annoying, superfluous character to most fans of the show; at worst, she was a reviled little bint.

Personally, I fell more into the former group that could take or leave her. But now that Dawn has been mystically reborn as a centaur in the Season 8 comics, I have to admit, not only am I starting to like her, I’d totally do her.

(And the fact that I’m seriously fantasizing about a half-human, half-horse that may or may not have turned 18 yet is one more reason I see a mental health specialist on a regular basis.)

So join with me, my fellow Americans. Stop the bickering and divisiveness. Settle back and masturbate to the Dawntaur.