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September 23, 2008
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Baby Sinead Hates The Cone

I’ve long suspected that The Cone, a, yes, cone-shaped vibrator, would not be to my liking. In spite of all its claims of research and science and whatnot… it’s a cone. Cones are not sexy. They are pointy, and there is nothing sexy about being poked at (well, unless it’s by a penis, perhaps).

Given my immediate distaste for The Cone, I’ve never actually felt the need to, you know, actually try the thing and see if I might like it. Thankfully, altporn star and fledgling sex toy tester Baby Sinead was able to do the dirty work for me. And, as suspected, The Cone is… not her favorite toy either. And, what’s more, she made this awesome graphic to express her distaste for the thing.

Note to sex toy manufacturers: the urge to be innovative and different is totally understandable. But next time, try doing something more like the SaSis. Seriously.

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  • al oof says :

    see, i think the cone looks cool. but i don’t have the money to throw down on a totally different kind of toy to try it out. who does? but no one is sending me toys to review. unfortunatly. but really, i imagine it vigrates all around the vulv, which is what appeals to me. too often the lower outside bits and the clit can’t both be vibrated at the same time. i don’t like making choices.

    September 23rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
  • Pixie says :

    This astonished me. It really did. I had held off on buying a Cone for ages because of all the negative “don’t bother” reviews, but on my last great sex toy spending splurge I went all crazy and got one. I didn’t write up a proper review, but I did a “review” in video form in which I VERY obviously enjoyed playing with it. It’s one of my favorites now. It may actually replace my Hitachi Magic Wand as the “guaranteed orgasm in 5 minutes or less, even through clothing”.

    Now I’m going to have to go and actually WRITE a review explaining in detail how I use it and how it works for me – maybe all the people who hate on it just didn’t figure out whatever special magic position(s) that I did? (I threw away the guide and approached it totally randomly.)

    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm

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