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September 23, 2008
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Name Your Wang. Really.

We’ve never really taking that whole genital-naming thing seriously. Frankly, we’ve always assumed that people who give actual names to their down there the stuff of urban legends — you know, like the choking doberman, or those Mickey Mouse stickers that were supposedly laced with LSD. But we were wrong: there actually are people who name their genitals. And, even more baffling, people who are willing to pay actual money to register their penis’s name! (Is that like a birth certificate for your cock?)

Anyway, we’re hardly ones to stand in the way of a genital naming good time. If consenting adults want to spend their cash that way, then more power to them. We just hope that people pick better names than, say, “Mr. Big,” “Big Johnson,” and “Dick Dickerson.” We’re just saying.

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Comments

  • Isil says :

    Cant find any name that isnt avaliable
    hmmm

  • Garrett says :

    Thankfully for me “The Little Pontiff” is not registered.

    Because baby, my cock is infallible.

  • the boy says :

    Well, good to know that at least one founding fathers’ name is up.

    Hamilton, because he may be a selfish prick, but he’s a crafty selfish prick.

  • Ilona says :

    There was a fellow on the parent council of one of my kids’ schools who was called Dick Hiscock.

    You know, you’d think that if your surname was Hiscock, and your parents named you Richard, “Dick” would be the last short form you’d pick.

    Strikes me he’d be just the sort to be labelling his equipment.

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