There are a lot of things that will improve your sex life: communication, lubrication, sex toys, butt sex… getting married, however, isn’t something we place at the top of the list of things that get the home fires burning. Sure, it’s a lovely tradition that makes everyone feel all warm and fuzzy — but if things weren’t cooking in the bedroom already, it seems unlikely that the addition of a little gold ring is going to do much to improve matters (now, a cock ring, on the other hand…).
But it seems we’re in the minority on that one, at least if a recent survey conducted by Brides.com is any indicator. According to their data, a stunning fifty-two percent of brides-to-be believe that sex will get better after the wedding night.
We’re not sure how they figure that one… but good luck to them.
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Money and social acceptance work wonders for oxytocin.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:20 pmAccording to their data, a stunning fifty-two percent of brides-to-be believe that sex will get better after the wedding night.
Well, what else would you expect from women who’ve recevied “abstinence only” sex ed? Those folks make it seem like sex is the dirtiest thing on the planet until the day you get married, when it just automagically becomes the greatest gift in the world. Duh!
October 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pmA cock ring? COCK RINGS ARE REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR YOU.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pmAngus: Only when used inappropriately (i.e. left on for more than 20 minutes).
October 16th, 2008 at 7:16 amwell, what are the statistics on how long people date before marrying? because if people marry after say, a year, i bet it’ll get better. but for me, it’s been 9 years of dating, i don’t think marriage is going to make a difference. that is, maybe they answer the question thinking of marriage as a specific event in their future after which sex will eventually get better as opposed to it being the cause of that change.
October 18th, 2008 at 1:05 amLeave a reply :