This story about a clergyman’s rear run in with a potato (cringe!) has been making the rounds recently and, as I see it, the link has two things to recommend it: 1) it involves salacious behavior and a religious official, which has always been and always will be an irresistible combination and 2)stories about people making ill-advised decisions about what to insert in their butts, never get old.
Although many of these anecdotes are dismissed as urban legend, it’s just a sad fact of human nature that if there is any possibility at all that an object can make it pass a sphincter, people will go there. (Many of you are probably already acquainted with Rectal Foreign Bodies, a site attempting to accurately document this fact. But second hand stories from friends who work in a hospital are just as convincing.)
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November 11th, 2008 at 10:04 pmFlared bases man, flared bases. I didn’t even need to be TOLD that one. I sort of figured it out on my own.
Though, I gotta tell you, if you ever get the chance, get an ER nurse drunk and get them to tell you some stories. My Aunt was friends with an ER nurse who personally came across an instance of gerbling. The gentleman in question got the tube stuck in his bum. I’m trying to get in touch with my aunt’s friend, because as a fan of Urban Legends, I need to get proof of a first person account and send this off to Snopes and other people who keep track of urban legends.
I was also friends with a former ER nurse who told me a lovely story about a woman who came in, ah, stuck to her dog. Yeah. His knot swelled, she clamped down, and they both had to be sedated to get them apart. He said they were practically doing Rock, Paper, scissors to see who got to call her husband.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:29 amIve seen with my very own eyes a condom wrapped sweetpotato vlad the impaler human diorama.
“I forgot it on the chair at night and sat on it when still sleepy today, please help”
November 13th, 2008 at 11:03 am[...] Boinkology alerted us to this story about a priest who got a potato stuck in his tush—apparently he fell backwards and [...]
November 13th, 2008 at 12:05 pmYou have to have tried a lot before
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