Many of you—male and female, gay and straight—have tasted come before. (Straight guys: we know you try your own!) And chances are your first thought upon tasting is, reliably, “damn, how could I work that into some cookies?” Well, you need lust no longer for semen-flavored food, because Cooking With Cum is here.
Kasia of Beautifulanddepraved was apparently good enough to type up one of the recipes; it sounds delicious, but that’s because sugar and nuts is really a foolproof combination, and frankly, I’d ignore a little dirt mixed in if it means I get to eat candied pecans. (Not to equate semen with dirt; I’m just saying.)
Anyway, if anyone actually tries any of these recipes, please please let us know how they turn out!