Though the fact she’s several years my junior fills me with creepy old man shame, the first music video from Hayden Panettiere, the “cheerleader” from NBC’s “Heroes,” is kinda sexy.

If you turn off the sound that is.

The song is the usual mix of “Boy”…

In light of Garrett’s recent post, this news seems particularly apropos.

A study recently published in Obstetrics & Gynecology found that overweight women were more likely to report having sex (with men) than thinner women. The study’s data came…

If you haven’t seen Wikipedia’s entry on Deep throat (sexual act), I highly recommend you check it out. Pronto. It’s really quite stellar.

Best part? The breakdown of deepthroating through the ages. Because you know that shit has had some cultural evolution, people.

Let’s start with a confession: I get very weirded out by spit. I’ve worked in a hospice, seen blood and other body fluids, but spittle has always made me go a big nursie.

Starting a few years back I began to notice a trend in…

I hope Cracked.com’s list of the most depraved biblical acts can finally lay to rest any lingering misconceptions about the Bible being boring. In addition to the unarguably trippy, talking bush-on-fire type moments and the way men are often rewarded for being total dicks (coughJacobcough), the…

In case you hadn’t heard, a Michigan man was recently arrested for servicing himself with a car wash vacuum cleaner. The charge was indecent exposure, but it turns out the guy was on parole for some other offenses, which I guess is why he ended…

The eaviest man in the world has gotten married. Beyond giving nagging parents the world over a new factoid to annoy their unmarried children with, this blessed event brings to mind that elephant in the room, weight and sex.

To some, like bear lovers and chubby-chasers,…

Someone’s told the lube companies about the MySpace… Wet Personal Lubricant now has a profile (and they’re doing contests! And giveaways! They’re so 2.0!). Here’s the real question: would you put it in your top 8?

Oh, and the other real question: when will they get…

I’m a little confused by the rape alarm device tested out by Emine Saner (most google-able name ever) for The Guardian. It’s supposed to mimic the sound of a woman screaming, but if you’re a woman and you’re attacked…wouldn’t screaming yourself be a better method than…

One of my good friends loves having seaside sex. I know because she tells me. Constantly. Any time she vacations somewhere tropical, I get the inevitable text message about her making bacon on the beach. And, yeah, ok, I’m jealous. At least I was, until I…