Accidental Sex Toy Alert: Glowing Garden Penis

Glow-in-the-dark garden gnome? Or glow-in-the-dark sex toy? Okay, it’s probably too big to stick up your hooha (that dog is in the picture for scale, right?), but someone wasn’t really thinking when they put the gnome at that angle for this image.

Accidental Sex Toy Alert: The Beaver Whisk

It’s been a while since our last good old fashioned accidental sex toy alert — and it seems only fitting that this next one comes courtesy of Em and Lo over at Daily Bedpost (they taught us so much of what we know!)…

Accidentally Sexy: Religious Paddleball Games

One Sir! Two Sir!

Just for kids at Bible Camp? Not a chance. I’m sure some naughty Boinkologists would “love taking a whack” at a consenting partner’s lovely derrière with these charming, wooden “inspirational paddles”-just snip off the rubber ball…

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