Since it’s Gay Week, we should probably be awarding a prize for the gayest comment… but we’re not really sure what that means. So we’re just going to stick with the smartest, wittiest comment, the one that made us think (or at least made us laugh). And that comment was from…

Porn stars give us so much, and for that we are truly grateful. But are they really the best people to be writing sex ed columns? This week’s award goes to figleaf, for explaining why Casey Parker might not be the best pick for a sex ed columnist…

This week’s award goes to secondlastwish, who reminds us all of the true meaning of NSFW. Or at least, what we’d like to think of NSFW as…

This week’s award goes to Eli, who reminds us of the true power of those True Love Waits sweatpants:

Yes, yes, it’s trashy to have words on your ass, but I think you’re all overlooking the fact that these pants…

In honor of National Masturbation Month — and commenters who say witty things about masturbation — this week’s prize goes to The Girl, who reminded us all that, yes, everyone functions better after a little pre-date monkey spanking…

So, for the record, we don’t really think that girls with tattoos are all gonna take it up the butt. That’s just our secret hope — but replace “girls with tattoos” with “everyone.”

That said: this week’s award goes to Garrett …

This week, our hearts were stolen by Karen Rayne’s description of her local condom “crotch” aisle:

In our condom aisles here in Austin we have your full range of crotch-related product needs. Yep, our Crotch Aisles generally include everything from those things you mentioned…

How do you win over a tired, jaded boinkologist? By mentioning polygamy, duh!

This week’s award goes to newcomer Piggythewonderdog, who offered this analogy in response to Blakeley’s musings about power, gender, and infidelity…

What a week for commenters! To all those who had something to say about GTA IV: thanks for playing (except for those of you who couldn’t play nicely — disagree all you want, but don’t call anyone a fucking whore, thanks)…

Some commenters get chosen for the coveted “Commenter Of The Week” award because they say something intelligent and insightful. Some get chosen because they point out something we didn’t know. Some get chosen because they make us laugh…