It’s Summer! What better time to take a cruise on The Love Boat? Exciting and new… come aboard… we’re expecting you, the loooooooooove boat! I get a little new and excited just thinking about it! And here at Boinkology we’re always up for trying new and exciting things. So when a commenter…

Will regular boning help you lose weight? Do you actually care? This week’s award goes to withoutscene, who reminded us why magazines are so hot to tell us that sex burns calories:

It’s a popular thing to add into sex articles because people are obsessed with calories and getting thinner…

Since it’s Gay Week, we should probably be awarding a prize for the gayest comment… but we’re not really sure what that means. So we’re just going to stick with the smartest, wittiest comment, the one that made us think (or at least made us laugh). And that comment was from…

Porn stars give us so much, and for that we are truly grateful. But are they really the best people to be writing sex ed columns? This week’s award goes to figleaf, for explaining why Casey Parker might not be the best pick for a sex ed columnist…

This week’s award goes to secondlastwish, who reminds us all of the true meaning of NSFW. Or at least, what we’d like to think of NSFW as…

This week’s award goes to Eli, who reminds us of the true power of those True Love Waits sweatpants:

Yes, yes, it’s trashy to have words on your ass, but I think you’re all overlooking the fact that these pants…

In honor of National Masturbation Month — and commenters who say witty things about masturbation — this week’s prize goes to The Girl, who reminded us all that, yes, everyone functions better after a little pre-date monkey spanking…

So, for the record, we don’t really think that girls with tattoos are all gonna take it up the butt. That’s just our secret hope — but replace “girls with tattoos” with “everyone.”

That said: this week’s award goes to Garrett …

This week, our hearts were stolen by Karen Rayne’s description of her local condom “crotch” aisle:

In our condom aisles here in Austin we have your full range of crotch-related product needs. Yep, our Crotch Aisles generally include everything from those things you mentioned…

How do you win over a tired, jaded boinkologist? By mentioning polygamy, duh!

This week’s award goes to newcomer Piggythewonderdog, who offered this analogy in response to Blakeley’s musings about power, gender, and infidelity…