After paging through a whole lot of clever comments (including more than a few witty reactions to our “Bi Any Other Name” contest), we decided that, at the end of the day, this week’s award had to go to the commenter who nerded out and talked about math. Congrats to Patrick Di Justo for his breakdown of what it would really take to fuck 1000 women in one week…

David Seaman, the ex-Jezebel intern who was fired after throwing a Free Paris Hilton rally outside Gawker HQ, had his story on “How to Sleep with 1,000 Women in One Week” picked up by College Humor. Here are, in short, his five easy steps and my interpretation of each…