We’ve played Dreamphone once or twice — and lived to tell the tale — but if we had the choice, we’d much rather play this version of the game. At the very least, it’s a whole lot more realistic — and educational!

Really, if we had to…

Last week, Boinkology had the, um, exciting opportunity to play Dreamphone, the landmark 1991 dating game (aka GirlTalk’s poorer cousin, or a really dumbed down version of Clue for 13 year old girls).

For those unfamiliar with the game (and too lazy to click the…