These beautifully illustrated Durex ads are so pretty, we almost want to frame them and hang them on the walls of Boinkology HQ.

Sure beats those Durex Performa ads.

We were never too keen on the Durex Performa. Somehow, a condom that encourages premature ejaculators to “last longer” by numbing their penis with benzocaine just never struck us as a good idea — if we can’t feel anything, does it really matter how long…

Ever notice how all the great condom ads come from, well, countries that aren’t the US? Yeah, it bugs us too. Here’s a cute one — straight out of the UK — for the Durex Performa, the “delay” condom.

While we’re on the subject of the…

Condoms have been blamed for many a lost erection (wasn’t there an episode of Seinfeld about that?): but if British condom maker Futura Medical has any say, the war between condom and erection will soon be a thing of the past.

How’s that, you ask? Futura…