We’ve long been aware of the sexy possibilities of handmade goods marketplace Etsy, and we’re glad to see that we’re not alone in our search for the wonderfully pervy (or pervertable) handmade good. Sometime Boinkology contributor Irene Kaoru is schooling Coilhouse readers about all the hidden…

Sure, you could just buy some ordinary matrioshka nesting dolls… or you could be cool, and buy Hally McGehean’s fantastic bondage themed nesting dolls.

The choice is yours, man. We won’t judge you if you decide you’re going to be really lame.

Porn, even the best porn, doesn’t always last forever. Blame it on the diminishing returns of porn: what was jackable yesterday is old and boring today. So what’s a caring consumer to do with perfectly good porn that no longer holds any interest?…

Hate Valentine’s Day? Can’t say we blame you. No matter what your relationship status, it’s annoying to be constantly bombarded with commercialized images of coupled bliss.

In our last installment of Etsy Valentines, we bring you some fun and fashionable ways to say fuck you…

Yesterday we showed you a selection of sweet handmade gifts to buy your sweety for Valentine’s Day. But what if you’d like something a little more risque? After all, Valentine’s Day is more than just hearts and flowers. There’s a lot of hot, sweaty, dirty fun…

As we’ve mentioned before, Valentine’s Day is a scant few weeks away. If you’re in love — or like, or lust — there’s a good chance you’re planning on celebrating the Hallmark holiday of hearts and flowers (though if you choose not to, we fully…

It’s a new year: out with the old, in with the new, right? We’re moving on from old relationships and clearing the way for new love — and, as we do, we’d like to take a moment to reflect back on all we’ve learned from…

Need a last minute holiday gift for someone special? Why not give the gift of voyeurism, with Hally McGehean’s 365-Day Self-Portrait subscription? For just a dollar a day, McGehean will take a self portrait — and mail a physical copy to her subscribers…

We like to keep a list of everyone we’ve gotten it on with. It’s not so much for the notch-on-the-bedpost factor; it’s far more a personal record, something to help us keep track of our various affairs and entanglements.

At times, we’ve considered turning this…

Here at Boinkology, we love the boinking. A lot.

But we’re also aware that there are reasons to stay away from it — whether it’s for a few days, a few weeks, a few months, or even a few years. Maybe you haven’t found anyone…