In the past few decades Halloween has become equal part child sugar haul and adult bacchanal. The number of “and then I woke up naked, covered in confetti and laughing!” stories about All Hallows are only equaled by New Years and Mardi Gras.The plethora of…

It’s Halloween, and we all know what that means: time for kids to get candy, girls to dress like sluts, and — well, really, that’s about it. Seriously: this video is a little too “funny because it’s true” for our tastes.

We’re not really sure why…

Halloween: a time for candy, costumes, and scantily clad girls. Everyone loves it — even sperm, who can now get in on the action with a little help from Shane Geil.

Yes, that’s an orange plush sperm.

Like the idea of sperm stuffed animals (stuffed…