We’ve all heard the lines about how the gays are out there trying to recruit the straights to be, uh, gay–and most of us (most of us) are smart enough to realize that that’s little more than homophobic propaganda. But what if it wasn’t? What if…

When you picture someone who opposes GLBT rights, what do you see? Fred Phelps and his ridiculous homemade signs? Perhaps a finger-wagging politician talking about ‘family values’? Or a minister bemoaning the rise of “sodomy” in America? All good examples, but here’s the ugliest face…