We’re not sure how jerking off can be the new infidelity when we’ve been reading articles about women who are uncomfortable with their partners’ porn consumption since, like, forever… but there you have it: jerking off is the new infidelity. (We’d call it the new…

It’s almost the end of May… which means it’s almost the end of National Masturbation Month! Damn it, only one more day left to masturbate!

Okay, maybe not really (um, not at all) — but we’d still like to take a moment to mourn the…

Maybe you flubbed the last Fleshbot contest — or maybe you were morally opposed to the fact that it was only pictures of ladies. Or maybe you were just busy, uh, celebrating National Masturbation Month.

Whatever the reason, you still have a chance to show your…

In case you haven’t heard, May is National Masturbation Month, aka our favorite month of all. If you’re not planning on hitting up your local Masturbate-A-Thon — or even if you are — considering celebrating with a good old fashioned quiz (and a chance to win one of…