SUBMITTED BY ALEX ROSE: Lifestyles Condoms wants her to be anyway. They are reportedly offering the latest Disney quasi jailbait teen star a million dollars to be the face of their condoms…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: After reading about Hugh Hefner’s take on Miley Cyrus, I started thinking about an evening in 2001. I’d just left the Metroplex after seeing the first Harry Potter film, and I was discussing it with one of my best friend’s when…

We’re not one hundred percent sure how we feel about the latest from Hugh Hefner on the Miley Cyrus/Vanity Fair pseudoscandal:

“Certainly she’d be welcome to the magazine…