Those crazy college kids — they’ve taught us so much with their insightful “Modern Love” essays. Like, did you know you can use this thing called “instant messenger” to easily woo — and score with — chicks? Yeah, a few LOLs and ASCII roses, and suddenly…

This weekend, the New York Times published the winner of their Modern Love College Essay Contest, Marguerite Fields’s “Want to Be My Boyfriend? Please Define,” described as “an eloquent, clear-eyed account of her generation’s often noncommittal dating scene.”…