The Classiest Butt Plug Of Them All

We’ve seen a lot of sex toys in our time, from super low rent to super high class, but we may have just discovered the most amazing, most wonderful, sex toy of them all. Earl, a “gentleman’s plug,” manufactured by LELO, is a prostate plug,…

Buy A Sex Doll Already!

In case you hadn’t heard, a Michigan man was recently arrested for servicing himself with a car wash vacuum cleaner. The charge was indecent exposure, but it turns out the guy was on parole for some other offenses, which I guess is why he ended…

Baby Sinead Hates The Cone

I’ve long suspected that The Cone, a, yes, cone-shaped vibrator, would not be to my liking. In spite of all its claims of research and science and whatnot… it’s a cone. Cones are not sexy. They are pointy, and there is nothing sexy about being…

Happy 15th Anniversary, Babeland!

I discovered Babeland right around the time I discovered sex — or sex toys, at least. I was new to New York, a freshman in college, and I wanted to learn what this whole “vibrator” thing was about. On the recommendation of a friend, I made…

NotCot Wants To Give You An Orgasm

In yet another sign that sex toys are (finally) going mainstream, our favorite design site NotCot is giving away a fancy JimmyJane vibrator massager, the Form 6 2.0. Why a vibe? Well, it’s not just any vibe, mind you: the Form 6 has won all sorts…

What’s The Right Age To Get Your First Sex Toy?

I got my first vibrator when I was seventeen. It was pink, glittery, and penis shaped — and really, nothing to write home about. But it was still my first vibrator. I bought it at Babeland, took it home… and thus began my love affair…

Secret Sex Toys: Finding Orgasms In Household Objects

We’ve all been there at one point or another: you’re on vacation, or visiting your parents, or just away from home — and suddenly you realize you forgot to pack your vibe. What’s the intrepid hornball to do? Why, repurpose an ordinary household device -…

Park Slope Moms Put The Baby In Babeland

It’s a running joke that parents in Park Slope take their kids everywhere… but dude, they really do take their kids everywhere. Including sex toy shops.

We’re of two minds about this whole thing. On the one hand: how European! What a healthy attitude towards…

Best Safety Warning Ever

From the description of the Jollie Rider, an insertable vibe designed to be worn, well, whenever:

Manufactured from the same high-grade silicone as all the Jollies line of products, the Jollie Rider’s unique application allows vaginal stimulation in the most unusual and everyday…

Sex Toy Storage Solutions

I have a lot of sex toys — especially now that I review them for a living. Though I’m somewhat liberal minded when it comes to hiding them from guests — well, I understand that not everyone is quite so free and easy with keeping the…

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