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Scrambling for a last minute V-Day gift? You could always give the lady in your life something she really wants: a pajamagram! We’re not quite sure what makes this a sexy, awesome gift — aren’t pajamas the kind of thing your grandmother gives you? –…

Still stressing about what to give your bf/gf? We may have found the best gift ever (after beer and blowjobs, of course): a one of the kind handmade bobble head of your significant other. If you haven’t bought one yet, don’t wait — this isn’t…

Sorry, Gizmodo, but we’re going to have to disagree. If someone offered us a chance to bang with a musical condom, we’d probably jizz all over ourselves from sheer excitement.

Think we could program it with a playlist of our favorite BoinkMusic tunes?

Hate Valentine’s Day? Can’t say we blame you. No matter what your relationship status, it’s annoying to be constantly bombarded with commercialized images of coupled bliss.

In our last installment of Etsy Valentines, we bring you some fun and fashionable ways to say fuck you…

Yesterday we showed you a selection of sweet handmade gifts to buy your sweety for Valentine’s Day. But what if you’d like something a little more risque? After all, Valentine’s Day is more than just hearts and flowers. There’s a lot of hot, sweaty, dirty fun…

As we’ve mentioned before, Valentine’s Day is a scant few weeks away. If you’re in love — or like, or lust — there’s a good chance you’re planning on celebrating the Hallmark holiday of hearts and flowers (though if you choose not to, we fully…

Not bitter enough for Bittersweets? Looking for a delicious way to show your love for both your partner… and your Wii? Look no further than these chocolate Miis, which come packaged in a Wii-style box bearing the message “Wii belong together you and Mii.”…

Now that the hustle and bustle of New Year’s has passed, it’s time for corporate America to start selling us all on the next major holiday. That’s right, it’s officially Valentine’s Day season.

We’ve never been too keen on commodified romance…