You’ll Always Be “Apart Of Me”

Tired of sappy songs about love that just aren’t realistic at all? We are too! That’s why we’re so into this video for “Apart Of Me,” by The Real Tuesday Weld and The Puppini Sisters. This is way more accurate. (Oh, and it’s directed by Alex de…

Write A Verse For The Wet Spots!

We’re pretty in love with The Wet Spots. After all, how could we not love a husband-wife team that sweetly croons about butt sex, fisting, and threesomes?

And, as part of a plan to make us love them even more, The Wet Spots have teamed…

Exploring A Facebook Dating Application

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Nancy Slotnick, the creator of the Facebook application Cablight. Nancy dares to ask, “Isn’t it as important to manage your love life as it is to manage your career?”

Absolutely! Meeting people can get quite confusing…

So You Want To Be A Porn Director (For Real!)

Been dreaming of breaking into the jizz biz as a real life, honest-to-Jehovah porn director? Well, if you didn’t trust our tips, consider taking the advice of actual, factual porno director Will Ryder, who offers sage advice to Matty Kirsch in this wonderfully insightful documentary:…

World’s Best Testicular Cancer Promo

What with all the Gardasil ads and whatnot, we seem to be hearing about cancers of the junk a lot more often. And hey, good: after all, the more you know about the prevention and early detection of junk cancer, the better off you are.…

Gay Kiss Too Steamy For Mayonnaise Ad?

Heinz recently pulled a mayonnaise ad that featured a gay kiss off of British television, citing viewer complaints. Apparently the sight of two men kissing was enough to, well, put people off their mayonnaise…

Tame Your Crotchal Area With Bikini Zone

Now that summer is upon us, we’re thinking more about getting out our bikinis — and about, uh, grooming our pubes so we look good in said bikinis. Thanks to AdRants for pointing us in the direction of this fabulous ad for Bikini Zone (which, for the…

Great Moments In Business Meetings

Business customs vary from culture to culture, whether you find yourself giving firm handshakes in The United States or bowing in Japan. But no matter where you are, it’s generally assumed most business meetings are painfully boring. In the following clip, The Kids In The…

Making Adult Video Games A Little More Adult

Wait, you mean sex in video games doesn’t have to be limited to beating up hookers and the gravity defying tatas of Lara Croft? It might actually be possible for for video games to address sex and sexuality in a thoughtful, adult manner — you…

Why You Should Masturbate Before Your Date

Are you feeling a little nervous about your big date tonight? Maybe it’s because you haven’t choked the chicken, spanked the monkey, or flogged the dolphin. Trust us, it’s important to masturbate before your date.

When you’re on a date, especially a first date, the…

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