Who Wants 2 Pay 4 Sex Texts?

“Start flirting with hot real college co-eds, we’re waiting to chat with you now,” screams the familiar sounding Girls Gone Wild commercial with steel drums blaring in the background. This, however, is no ordinary pitch for DVD’s of girls flashing at Mardi Gras. This is a…

Relationship Songs: Teenage Love

Performed by : Slick Rick
Song title : Teenage Love
Type of song : Mistakes Made By Young Lovers

Click here to listen to the song.

The Diff’rent Strokes Child Molester Episode

While growing up during the 80′s, Diff’rent Strokes was one of my favorite shows. Yet somehow I don’t remember this particular episode about a creepy guy who owns a bike store and tries to molest Arnold and his friend by offering them Boston creme pie and…

You Want To Do It In My Butt?

Some Boinkology staffers are all about the butt sex… others, less so. If someone wanted to do it in my butt, I’d probably reply “What? What?” — just like our friend Samwell does in the following hypnotic campy video.

Samwell’s viral video became so popular it was…

How To Wake Up Someone With Morning Wood

What do you do when you need to wake someone up… but they have morning wood? You know, the colloquialism referring to the male phenomenon of a penile erection that occurs following sleep.

Stuck? This video may just save your ass…

She May Be A Prostitute Or The Boondocks Writing Is Just Weak

The Boondocks bills itself as “social satire of American culture and race” but sometimes it’s so stereotypical it’s easily confused with plain old lazy writing. In the following clip, they explore signs that someone may be a prostitute — and then I counter each lazy stereotype.

How You Wish You Had Your Computer Screen Cleaned

When was the last time you cleaned your computer screen? It’s been awhile, hasn’t it. Don’t you wish you could just have some hot girl come and slobber all over it to make it nice and shiny again?

If you’re not into that sort of…

Cupcakes: The Secret Aphrodisiac

As a busy woman with a shitty Manhattan kitchen, my cupcake baking abilities are limited. This never bothered me before, but I see now that I’m missing out on countless opportunities for hot, hot sex. Yes ladies, it’s your cupcakes, not your milkshake, that bring…

Richard Talks About Boinkology On Pop17

Last week I had the opportunity to go on Pop17 to talk about Boinkology’s new reader submitted blog posts. We’ve already had some amazing submissions and we look forward to you submitting more.

The Flight Of The Conchords Salutes The Ladies Of The World

Over here at Boinkology, we have a wicked mad crush on the guys from Flight of the Conchords. And now it’s even more wickeder after watching their latest song, “Ladies Of The World.” We’ll let you watch the video — but hands off, they’re ours!…

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