We’re pretty against content filtering software. Not because we want to look at porn while we’re working — well, not just — but because they’re just so incredibly bad. Case in point: XKCD, a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language that makes heavy use of…

Question And Answer – Eden
Jealousy – xkcd
Boys And Girls – Mia And Jem
But Is It Obscene? – Radar
Leave It To My Beaver – The Frisky

Sexy Chat Time – My Confined Space
If Condoms Had Sponsors – Darker Me
15 Horribly Tacky Cake Toppers – Yumsugar
For All Your Erotic Falcon Desires – Erotic Falconry
Loud Sex – xkcd

Nesting With a Vengeance – New York Times
The Late-Night Wisdom Of Richard Blakeley – Logged Hours
How To Guarantee A Girl Never Leaves You – Naurunappula
10 Years of Viagra Jokes – Time
Miss Your Loved Ones? – xkcd

Useless – xkcd
Memorable Wedding Photos – Divine Caroline
Working Moms Find Little Time To Masturbate – The Onion
Surviving The Russian Bath House – Dethroner
Robot Love – Gizmodo

A certain Boinkology staffer once made the mistake of leaving iTunes on shuffle during an amorous evening, only to be serenaded by King Missile’s “The Cheesecake Truck.” (Yes, it’s a great song, but not right then.) So we definitely take this life lesson from XKCD to…

How To Pick Up Girls Using Facebook – xkcd
Your Sexy Digital Tracks – New York Times
Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet – Matt Bors
My Computer Screen Made Me Cheat – Independent
How To Tell He’s Cheating – Bill Cammack

In a wave of webstalgia, Boinkology was reminded of the existence of the xkcd date selector: an application that allowed visitors to submit ideas for awesome dates, and then scientifically select the top submissions (through science, duh).

When we went to check out said selector, we…