SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: Had it up to here with politics these days? Who hasn’t?

Well here’s something Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians and Greens, Constitutionalists and Anarchists can all agree on: the Dawntaur is so fuckable…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: So the Olympics have started. Excited?

Yeah, me neither. To be honest, the last time I caught Olympic fever I could count how old I was on two hands. It was the winter of 1980 and the US hockey team was…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: I’m always leery of picking on other people’s kinks, especially as I have so many myself. So rather than say I’m taking any kind of stand, let me just say I’m looking for some clarification. What’s the deal with facials?

This…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: I think I’m lucky in that there’s not much I regret at this point in my life. At least with the big choices I’ve made — with regard to family, friends, relationships, career — I don’t think I’d change anything. That said, if there was one thing I could change, I…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: Nazis. Thuggee death cults. Still more Nazis. KGB agents.

What do they all have in common? Two things: Indiana Jones fought them and they’re all pretty terrifying…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: Here’s a question I’m asking myself a lot lately: if I find smart women attractive and then, because they’re attractive, make them the object of a sexual fantasy, am I really undercutting their intelligence and objectifying them? Or is it a…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: Despite having spent significant portions of my life in the Garden State, I’ve only actually been to Atlantic City twice. The first time was about ten years ago for a friend’s bachelor party. We went to Caesar’s and I remember having…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: We all have hobbies. Some people collect stamps. Others antiques. Me? I collect mainstream media references to anal sex and (even better) appearances of anal sex in non-porno films and television. Hey, we all need something to keep us busy and…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: After reading about Hugh Hefner’s take on Miley Cyrus, I started thinking about an evening in 2001. I’d just left the Metroplex after seeing the first Harry Potter film, and I was discussing it with one of my best friend’s when…

SUBMITTED BY XORN SMITH: So I’m nervous enough trying to submit my first Boinkology link and now I’m doubly paranoid because it’s political in nature. Sort of. But after last night’s primaries, maybe that’s appropriate. Either way, here goes.

I have a confession: I feel…